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21 June 2009 @ 05:16 pm
Fic: Brain Bleach  
Title: Brain Bleach
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 250
Characters: Rose/Scorpius, mentioned Draco/Hermione
Summary: I wonder if Uncle George has invented brain bleach yet

They sat with their backs against the wall. Knuckles white, they squeezed each other’s hands. It was lucky no one could see them because the expressions of shock frozen on their faces would have worried most of their friends.

After all, Scorpius Malfoy was supposedly incapable of being shocked by anything, from the fluffy to the obscene. And Rose Weasley… Rose was known for her temper, yes, but even more for her ability to keep a calm, cool head in any situation. That was, after all, one reason she was going to make an excellent Healer.

“I did not need to see that,” Scorpius finally said.

“I wonder if Uncle George has invented brain bleach yet,” Rose mused, seemingly a non-sequiter, but Scorpius followed the thread of conversation.

“Scrub the memory away,” he agreed.

“I kinda wish we’d told them we’re dating awhile ago. Telling them now makes it seem … incestuous.” Rose looked uneasy at the thought, but she voiced it anyway.

“I have a feeling this has been going on for a long time,” Scorpius told her, running a hand through his hair.

“… how will we tell them about us?” Rose asked worriedly. “I mean, we’re apparently not supposed to know about them, so how do we explain?”

“I propose we tell them separately and never admit we saw them having sex. In fact, let’s forget that your mum and my dad are capable of having sex with each other. Please?”

Rose nodded in fervent agreement.

A/N: Written for dyno_drabbles. Prompt was "Rose/Scorpius, finding out Draco and Hermione are in a romantic relationship."
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Gelseygelsey on June 22nd, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
They probably will ;) Won't that be awkward, though? Hehe.
Shivshiv5468 on June 21st, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
Snerfle. Oh dear that's going to be a fun family dinner when it all comes out.
Gelseygelsey on June 22nd, 2009 12:19 pm (UTC)
Won't it just? Giggles.
LewlinX: WeasleyLXlewlinx on June 21st, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
naughty, naughty...

What will Pansy and Ron do about this, I wonder?

Excellent work!
Gelseygelsey on June 22nd, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
Laugh riotously from wherever they're hiding together, I assume ;)

firefly_124firefly124 on June 22nd, 2009 12:41 am (UTC)
*snickersnort* That's awesome!
Gelseygelsey on June 22nd, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
Grins. Thanks!